Pigs ear of a Pista…(?)

Someone made some 'constructive' comments about my bike. I hope the guy that stole it doesn't read it, he'd be very upset.

Looks like mummy's special soldier got out the wrong side of bed...

"normally I keep quiet about other folks bikes ‘cos people are entitled to do and think as they like, and bikes are ace, right…? This time however I can’t help myself."

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